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Congo's Comical Coup Collaboration: A Tale of Three Stooges

In an amusing turn of events over at the Democratic Republic of Congo, President Felix Tshisekedi, nickmaned Showtime Shufflefoot, has morphed the death sentences of three hapless American marauders c...

Four Georgia Peach Soldiers Turn Into Boggy Biscuits - Beans, Bacon and Bogs!

When folks say they're stuck in the mud, they rarely mean it literally. Out there in the gorgeous peat bogs of Lithuania, four brave U.S. soldiers turned into Navy Seals - sort of. The four amphibious...

Criminal Mastermind, Fito, Trades Cocaine for Comedy in Hilarious Furious Fugitive Fiasco!

In a twist to rival the plot of a slapstick comedy, Ecuador's prez announced that the nation is at war with drug gangs. Apparently, Fito - the chortle-provoking fugitive leader of Los Choneros - has b...

Dying to Be Free: U.K. Votes to Let You Choose Your Exit Strategy

A bill that lets you take your grandma's martini (shaken, not stirred) and go was passed by Brits in a first vote. Critics say it's a 'dead' end, while supporters claim it's just a matter of 'dying' t...

Hamas Releases Video of Hostage, We Guess It's Like a Reality Show Now

In a shocking turn of events, Hamas has released a propaganda video featuring their favorite captive, 20-year-old Edan Alexander, who's been held hostage for over 420 days. We assume this is the new s...

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