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Trump Slaps the World with a Tariff-y Twist!

Hold your wallets and lock away your gold pigs, folks! Our favorite tariff titan, President Trump, just launched a tariff torpedo directly at foreign imports. How? Simple - with a snappy 10% minimum b...

Republicans Whip out a Budget Blueprint the Size of Trump's Golf Scorecard

In a city swarming with ambiguous acronyms, the GOP (Gargantuan Omnivorous Pandas, for all we know) threw everyone a curveball on Wednesday when they revealed a budget resolution - a sort of grown-up ...

NYC Mayor Eric Adams: From Corruption Charges to 'Get Out of Jail FREE' Monopolist

New York City Mayor Eric Adams must've played a real-life game of Monopoly, ending his journey with the favorite card among players – a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card. His high-stakes game of 'corruption...

Biden's Son Gets Off Scott-Free, Because Dad Said So

"Today, I signed a pardon for my son Hunter. From the day I took office, I said I would not interfere with the Justice Department's decision-making, and I kept my word even as I have watched my son be...

Breaking News: CBS Weekend News is Here to Ruin Your Saturday

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Nation's Got Talent...for Tariffs!

So, folks missed the second half of Face the Nation? No worries, we've got the tea! CBS News' Jill Schlesinger spilled the beans that consumers are having major 'Trump- anxiety' over those proposed ta...