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Man Gets Bonked on Head, Attempts to Bonk Back at Jennifer Aniston

A Mississippi man named Jimmy Wayne Carwyle, who's probably a huge fan of 'Friends', decided it would be a great idea to crash his car through the gate of Jennifer Aniston's Bel-Air mansion. This happ...

Death Row Inmate with Dementia? Let Him Loose, You Fools!

Imagine being so dumb that you can't even remember why you're on death row. That's the case for Ralph Leroy Menzies, who has been rotting in a Utah prison for 37 years without a clue as to why. His la...

AI Resurrects Murdered Man to Roast His Killer

Hey there, you sick fucks! So this dude gets murdered in a road rage incident, and his family is like, 'Yo, let's use some AI magic to bring his ass back from the dead!' And boom! They create a digita...

Cartel's Bizarre Incentive Plan Goes Horribly Wrong

Colombian authorities recently arrested over 200 gang members, putting a dent in their bizarre incentive plan. The Gulf Clan, a drug cartel with a twisted sense of motivation, was offering a whopping ...

Suspect Number Two Gets Slapped with Murder Charge for Killing Super Bowl Reporter

Louisiana cops finally decided to stop goofing around and charged a second suspect with murder in the death of a TV reporter who had the misfortune of covering the Super Bowl in New Orleans. Adan Manz...

Detective does a 'Shot'kira before dastardly dinner date

On a balmy summer afternoon, nestled in the quiet, unsuspecting town of Westfield, Massachusetts, law and order's supposed embodiment, Detective Brian Fanion, found himself starring in his own episode...

CSI Georgia: A Sizzling Hot Case of BBQ Gone Wrong

Once upon a July in 2018, CSI Georgia stumbled upon a mystery hotter than the Scoville scale, right in the backyard of Gary Farris, a commercial real estate attorney who had an affinity for real estat...

Heavily Wedded Wife Knows Who Whacked Her Whopping Wealthy Hubby

In the middle of gobbling up his peach cobbler, Detective Daniel Hayes from the not-so-atlantic side of Atlanta was jerked out of his sugary bliss by a baffling case. A call dropped in hotter than Geo...

DOJ slaps Luigi Mangione with the old death penalty, says AG Bondi clucking like a chicken

In a moment that surely had to be a scene out of some morbidly funny sitcom, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi, known for her bone-tickling legalese, directed federal prosecutors to play 'Who Wants to b...

German Police Get a Steaming Donation of Childish Films - And It Ain't Disney

Last Wednesday, a riveting version of Hide and Seek was played by the German detectives who uncovered a mammoth digital playground of adult misfits trading in child abuse images. The platform, 'KiddyF...