Crime News

DOJ slaps Luigi Mangione with the old death penalty, says AG Bondi clucking like a chicken

In a moment that surely had to be a scene out of some morbidly funny sitcom, U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi, known for her bone-tickling legalese, directed federal prosecutors to play 'Who Wants to b...

German Police Get a Steaming Donation of Childish Films - And It Ain't Disney

Last Wednesday, a riveting version of Hide and Seek was played by the German detectives who uncovered a mammoth digital playground of adult misfits trading in child abuse images. The platform, 'KiddyF...

Kavanaugh's Uninvited House Guest: Now with Extra Guilt!

In a surprising twist of events, Nicholas 'Nick-knack-Paddy-whack' Roske, notorious Californian and overly ambitious home-invader, has made an unexpected commitment to the truth; he's ready to play 'G...

Chicago Man Gets 'Gun'hed of Justice After Oak Park Cop's Fatal Shooting

Man Jerell Thomas, 37, was slapped with some serious charges after killing Oak Park Detective Allan Reddins, 40, who was just trying to solve a bank heist. The suspect was also shot by cops and is now...