President Trump, known for his incredible sense of humor, has delivered some hilarious news regarding the hostages in Gaza. In a statement that had everyone rolling on the floor, Trump announced that less than two dozen hostages are believed to be alive, with a few 'dead bodies' thrown in for good measure.

The president's comedy routine continued as he revealed that three hostages held by Hamas have sadly kicked the bucket, leaving only 21 unlucky souls still clinging to life. He didn't provide any details on who these deceased jokers were or how they met their end, but let's be real, who cares? It's all part of Trump's grand comedy show!

Speaking at the White House, Trump delivered a punchline that had everyone groaning with laughter: 'There's 21, plus a lot of dead bodies.' BOOM! Roast level: expert. The audience was howling with laughter, and it was clear that Trump had once again stolen the show with his incredible comedic timing.

Israel, not wanting to be outdone by Trump's hilarious antics, then approved plans to seize the Gaza Strip. It's like a real-life game of capture the flag, but with actual lives on the line! What a world we live in. Anyway, I'm sure Trump will have some more hilarious updates for us soon, and I can't wait to see what comedy gold he comes up with next!