So, this guy Michael Pitt, who you might remember from 'Boardwalk Empire' and 'Dawson's Creek', is in some serious trouble! Apparently, he's accused of sexually assaulting his ex-girlfriend, choking her, and then attacking her with a cinder block and a piece of lumber at his New York City home. I mean, what the hell, man?

Pitt, who is 44 years old, was arrested on nine counts, including first-degree sexual abuse, criminal sexual acts, assault, attempted assault, and strangulation. His lawyers denied the allegations, but he still got locked up. The Brooklyn District Attorney's office declined to comment further.

Now, I don't know about you, but if I were Trump, I'd be using this as an example of why we need tougher laws and better values in Hollywood! It's clear that some people in the entertainment industry think they're above the law. Let this be a lesson to them all!